Thursday, April 28, 2011

I'm having a good thought for you AJ

Post by William

Let's all have a good thought for AJ Green today. Let's hope he doesn't get drafted by the Bengals- worst organization in the NFL- tonight with the 4th pick. Going to the Bengals would be like going to Siberia. Awful.


  1. Going to the Bengals would make going to Siberia look like a vacation! Not only are they the worst organization in football, they're arguably the worst organization in the history of pro sports. They claim the second worst ten year losing percentage EVER. Bested only by the 1930's St. Louis baseball team (it wasn't even the Cardinals then). Worse than Golden State...worse than the Detroit Lions...worse than Vanderbilt.

    To make matters worse for a receiver, the Bengals' quarterback (Carson Palmer, a man whose best days are firmly in the rear view) has said he'll quit rather than play another down for these clowns. Who's the back up? HIS BROTHER! And these two will never, ever be confused for Payton and Eli.

    AJ Green's career in Cincinnati would be, to quote the philosopher, nasty, brutish and short.

    So please don't continue to insult the location of Lake Baikal and the Trans-Siberian Railway with comparisons to the Cincinnati Bengals. It just ain't fair!

  2. Thanks for commenting. I PRAY Carson comes back for AJ's sake. He's too good to get lost in that mess up there.

    I was sure they would take Gabbert. We've had some awful owners down here but... Mike Brown sux. So in 2011 he decides he might need to have an indoor practice facility? Sounds like late 80s-90s Falcons.