The Braves are in first, college football season is here, and there is a report on Drudge saying drinkers live longer than non drinkers. Somebody pinch me.
I always knew drinkers would live longer. I mean we are ingesting alcohol, so it is logical that anything bad floating inside is killed off.
It could be my highly scientific analysis, or something simpler. Bear Bryant once said, “On fourth and short give me whiskey drinkers. You can have the milk drinkers, and I'll beat you every time.”
The Bear knew football and drinking so what I think he was trying to say is that when things are tough, the drinking crowd has been tested. Either that or the old fool was drunk.
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